Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Emeralds Found: 9037 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Alien Abductions: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2682
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY