Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY