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Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	9170	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	5550
Votes:	7358	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	7789
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2182
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	772	Animals Bred:	135
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Mines Excavated:	1382	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	481	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Votes:	7896
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Items Found:	1975	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	64	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	1747
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	194
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5893
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	5436

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6