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WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	114	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5236
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1861	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Items Found:	6543
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	64	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	265
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	102
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8301
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	2324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	7585	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6