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BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4693
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Towns Built:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	872532	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	68	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4078
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	102

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	3545

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	954
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4314	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Votes:	5559	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1742
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15