UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	122	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
Tiktok	Check Out Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	150330
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3424
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Runes Activated:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2392	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Farms Harvested:	773
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3256	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?