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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Magic Items Found: 8940 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8338
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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