UltimateMinecraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	1964	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

ultimateminecraft.net

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3578
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	2181
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	795	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Animals Bred:	86	Mines Excavated:	3916
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	2489
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	5932
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9