UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

BlockyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

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Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mines Excavated:	2136	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	5044
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.