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GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	1287	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2314	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	373
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Towns Built:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8998

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Animals Bred:	127	Crops Grown:	1129
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Star Shards Collected:	290
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Potions Brewed:	117
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	8536
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0