Ulfcraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	2982

New Minecraft Servers

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

46.253.196.84:25665

Neuralink Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, advanced education, brain implant, brain interface, brain science, brain technology, cognitive enhancement, cutting-edge technology, education innovation, educational revolution, future learning, Futuristic technology, imagine graduating, instant knowledge, knowledge transfer, learn everything instantly, Minecraft, Neuralink, new tech, next-gen education, rapid learning, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Potions Brewed:	190
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end to learn new skills in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where we have the latest technology that allows you to learn everything instantly! Forget spending days mining for diamonds or building intricate redstone contraptions, just plug in and boom – you’re a Minecraft pro!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil mobs and rival players in epic showdowns that will leave you clucking for more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to feathers, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SnackAttackMC SMP

bad habits, Binge Eating, emotional eating, excessive drinking, fast food addiction, lack of exercise, lack of self-care, late night snacking, mindless eating, poor sleep habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, SnackAttackMC, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

NonConformityCraft

alternative lifestyle, Anti-establishment, counterculture, defiance, deviance, dissent, eccentric, Iconoclast, Individuality, Maverick, noncompliance, nonconformity, NonConformityCraft, Nontraditional, Outsider, Rebellion, resistance, societal norms, subversion, Unconventional, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ores Mined:	6923	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Do you want to rebel in the most epic way possible? Then join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner non-conformist!

On our server, we don’t follow any rules – we build upside down houses, ride pigs into battle, and wear pumpkins on our heads as a fashion statement. Society may say it’s weird, but we say it’s AWESOME.

Join us and be part of the most rebellious community in Minecraft history. Who needs to conform when you can have this much fun breaking the rules? Let’s show society that being normal is overrated – join our server and let your non-conformist flag fly high!

BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9508

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	4622	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	593807	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Farms Harvested:	502
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Anti Matter Mania

Anti, Antimatter, antimatter detection, antimatter discovery, antimatter particle, antimatter research, cern, experimental physics, high-energy physics, large hadron collider, Mania, matter, particle accelerator, particle collisions, particle detection, particle experiments, particle mass, particle physics, physics research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subatomic particles, subatomic research

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!