UkrainianShellCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3591	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8335	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Animals Bred:	115
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	594

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ores Mined:	7092	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	992672	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	202	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	80	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Star Shards Collected:	123