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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2438 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2222 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Potions Brewed: | 102 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.
so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!