UkrainianDroneStrike | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3431	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4777

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Void Armor Forged:	17
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Animals Bred:	95
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	4948

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5285	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.