LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Dragons Tamed: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Magic Items Found: 2398
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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