LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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