LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Animals Bred: 85
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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