LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Mines Excavated: 3730 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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