LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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