LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE’S INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TRYNA COPY UKRAINIAN DRONES BUT FAILING HARD, LMAO. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FAILS AND HILARIOUS ATTEMPTS AT DOMINATION. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW, Y’ALL. PLUS, OUR BUILDERS ARE SO GOOD, THEY COULD TRICK PUTIN INTO THINKING HE’S ACTUALLY WINNING. COME JOIN THE CHAOS, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BABY!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 6893 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Animals Bred: 17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY