UkrainianClusterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	6927
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1243	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	3007	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Items Found:	5766
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Holy Grails Found:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Votes:	3506	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8241	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2