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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Ores Mined: 5231
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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