UkrainianClusterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SnotBlockerzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ores Mined:	7527
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

arms race, Attacks, cold war, defense strategy, Deterrence, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, military capabilities, military doctrine, military policy, Minecraft, nonnuclear states, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	7550	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Warrior Fitness

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so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

blended family issues, child behavior, child neglect, Child Psychology, communication breakdown, dysfunctional household, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, Emotional support, emotional well being, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, House, parenting challenges, sibling bullying, sibling rivalry, sisters, step siblings, stepfamily issues, supportive environment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCreeperz

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If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1922
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	386
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

CEOGrindinMinecraft, ceos, Communication, daily tasks, Decision making, delegation, employee management., financial management, goal-setting, high-pressure, industry knowledge, innovation, leadership, long hours, Meetings, networking, problem solving, responsibilities, smp, strategy planning, Time management, vision setting

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	424	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3