UkrainianClusterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is the Japan of Central Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi-eating creepers, samurai skeletons, and ninja villagers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.

But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP

billion dollar deal, broadcast rights, cable TV, contract negotiations, Entertainment, Fox, Fox Sports, media industry, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Revenue, SmackDown, smp, sports business, Sports Entertainment, television, television programming, TV deal, Usa, USA Network, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7762
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineGenAdvice: Craft Your Future!

advice, Craft, empowerment, encouragement, Future, guidance, Impact, influence, inspiration, leadership, Legacy, life lessons, Mentorship, MineGenAdvice, motivation, personal growth, positivity, Role Model, self improvement, success, Support, wisdom, younger generation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchantments Applied:	70	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	8736	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

#youtube, art, Collabs, Corner, covers, Crafting, Divegrass, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Joshus, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, Minecraft, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, Server, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, solos, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, vt//hag, vt//pink, wao, 博衣こより

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Heem’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a llama in a telenovela.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL

adults-only wedding, child-free event, family conflicts, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, Family Support, finding a babysitter, NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding day decisions, wedding day etiquette, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding policy

Are you tired of dealing with family drama at your wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise a drama-free environment where only virtual blocks will be broken, not hearts.

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.

Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBabies ADHD & Autism Hub

adhd, autism, Behavioral Disorders, BlockyBabies, child development, childhood obesity, conduct disorders, health outcomes, Hub, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal obesity, Medical research, mental health, mother-child pairs, neurodevelopmental disorders, obesity, Pregnancy, prenatal health, public health, research, risk factors

join our minecraft server and escape the horrors of obesity during pregnancy! we have magical potions that will make your child immune to ADHD, autism, and conduct disorders! our server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear and you can build the craziest structures without a care in the world. come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	856
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

bethesda, bethesda games, Crafty, creations, game bugs, game criticism, game design, game development, game disappointment, game expectations, game fans, game glitches, game innovation, game patches, game publishers, game quality, game studios, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, video game controversy, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Valuable Minecraft SMP Items

Antiques, appreciating collectibles, collectible market, collectible treasures, collectible value, Collectibles, increasing value collectibles, Investment, Items, long term investments, Minecraft, rare items, smp, valuable, valuable antiques, valuable collectible items, valuable collectibles, valuable heirlooms, valuable items, valuable possessions, valuable rare items, valuable vintage items, vintage items, worth over time

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you collect are diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because on our server, we have collectable items that increase in worth over time! Imagine finding a rare potato that turns into a valuable golden potato after a week – now that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about crazy collectables and chicken politics, then come join us today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Crops Grown:	4427	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyPutinNoMatch

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinNoMatch, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, negotiation strategies, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, president, russia, talks, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Zelensky

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server

#sustainability, agriculture, BEES, Biodiversity, Birds, ecosystem, Environment, food access, food distribution, food insecurity, food production, food supply, food waste, global issue, Hunger, hunger crisis, HungryCraft, knees, natural balance, pollination, Server, starvation, Survival

join our epic minecraft server and save the world from food insecurity! without it, birds and bees wouldn’t bother pollinating and we’d all die! but fear not, on our server, you can grow all the virtual food you want and save the world one pixelated carrot at a time! plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a snack. so come join us and help save the world while having a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1493
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Heartfelt Gossip: Ladies’ PvP Edge

ADVANTAGE, Behavior, Communication, concern, Conflict, edge, Empathy, female competition, friendship, gossip, Heartfelt, intrasexual competition, judgment, ladies, Manipulation, Perception, Psychology, PvP, relationships, Rivalry, social dynamics, strategy, Support, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where the gossip is as juicy as a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day. we got all the tea on who’s building what, who’s mining where, and who’s stealing diamonds from their neighbors. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the drama of the game.

plus, our players are always looking out for each other, like a pack of protective wolves. if someone tries to grief your build, you can bet your bottom dollar that the whole server will come to your rescue. it’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but with more explosions and lava pits.

so if you’re looking for a server where drama is encouraged, gossip is currency, and alliances are formed over a shared love of trolling, then look no further. join us and become part of the most chaotic, yet strangely supportive, community in all of minecraft. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chili Threads Minecraft Server

chili, chili threads, Conspiracy Theory, cyber attack, forum activity, forum moderation, forum posts, forum threads, internet forum, internet security, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, online security, online threats, online trolling, Raided, Server, Spam, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, Threads, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and chili threads! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being raided by mobs, players, and maybe even a rogue band of chili enthusiasts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a spicy good time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6287

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Owie Zowie Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Avengers, battle, comics, Cosmic, Epic, infinity gauntlet, Infinity Power, infinity saga, infinity stones, infinity war, Marvel, Minecraft, OWIE, OWIE ZOWIE, power, smp, strength, Superheroes, THANOS, Universe, zowie, ZOWIERIGHT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base filled with infinity stones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders, and participate in epic building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that can be ridden into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to scream “OWIE ZOWIE” as you dive headfirst into the insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpyCamCraft Minecraft Server

black hair, brother-in-law, Creams, family conflict, Gaslighting, Hidden Camera, invasion of privacy, lotion, Minecraft, missing items, neatness, OCD, personal belongings, privacy violation, roommates, secret camera, Server, SpyCamCraft, Surveillance, theft, trust issues, tweezers

Are you tired of mysterious disappearances and unexplained hair on your belongings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can install secret cameras in your virtual room to catch those pesky thieves in the act. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that it’s not your brother-in-law after all, but a sneaky creeper trying to steal your diamonds. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join now and uncover the truth behind the disappearing tweezers and misplaced lighters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2