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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4308 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 4117 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got drone attacks being prevented by the KGB, Russian Armed Forces liberating towns, and Grisha scamming people with custom /chug/ and Chinese shells. And let’s not forget the US House of Representatives passing a whopping 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine.
Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a game of Russian roulette. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud. See you on the battlefield, comrade!