New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 107/400 Votes: 559
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its craziness? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes those statistics look like child’s play (pun intended). With more explosions than a war zone and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and see just how weird things can get in the world of blocky adventures!

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  • ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

    ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3062
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 7570
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magic Items Found: 8147
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

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  • Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

    Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7908
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

    our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

    join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

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  • I dont now Minecraft server

    I dont now Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4699
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

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  • Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

    Carnival Adventure 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5286
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

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  • Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1314
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

    On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

    Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

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  • MIL-Free Zone Craft

    MIL-Free Zone Craft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2011
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1385 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

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  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1398
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3554
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5164
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ores Mined: 5707 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8092
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Mines Excavated: 3542 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Magic Items Found: 5913
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7895 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

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    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6376
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crops Grown: 5862

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1371
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 1435 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7369
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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  • Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 585
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Void Armor Forged: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

    anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

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  • CraftyARFIDLand

    CraftyARFIDLand
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4000
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9112 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Animals Bred: 45 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

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