UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Potions Brewed:	111
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

New Minecraft Servers

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

aita, beauty procedures, budgeting, CAR, Communication, Conflict Resolution, credit card, DEBT, Decision making, emergency fund, Expenses, finances, Honesty, job loss, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, PixelPleasure, PS5, savings, Server, transparency, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	9622
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8837	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Potions Brewed:	124

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5148	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	6990
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8310	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	4590
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

MommaDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Disrespect, ex boyfriend, family, Harassment, immature, Maturity, MommaDramaCraft, relationships, Religious, Revenge, Screenshot, social media, STALKING, text messages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP

conservative beliefs, Conservatives, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government stance, ideological shift, international relations, national interests, party loyalty, party shift, Party Support, political alignment, political controversy, political views, reddit, RedstoneRepublicansMC, russia, smp, Ukraine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Items Found:	6956
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams

RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

affluent, DATING, diamonds, dollars, Elite, Extravagant, extravagant living, high class, high society, Impressive.., Lavish, Lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, MONEY, opulence, privileged, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, Upscale, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

MacAttack Minecraft Server

allocation, Armed Forces, Budget, decision, Defense, Economy, Financial, France, gdp, Government, growth, INCREASE, international relations, Investment, MacAttack, Macron, military spending, Minecraft, national security, percentage, policy, Server, strategy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

CraftyPutin2020

ABC News, american history, cold war, CraftyPutin2020, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, foreign relations, global politics, History, international affairs, mistake, Politics, russia, Trump administration, united states, US, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	749732
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1485	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020