Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

avoiding danger, Community safety, country safety, Crime Prevention, Dangerous, emergency preparedness, fear of crime, feeling secure, Haven, home safety, local safety, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, Safe, safety precautions, safety strategies, safety tips, security measures, self defense, self protection, smp, staying in place, staying safe

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	4150	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ExCrazeYellerCraft

accent, aita, alcohol, Apology, brother, crazy, Drunk, ENGAGEMENT, ex, ExCrazeYellerCraft, fragile, Girlfriend, Jerk, Language, Nightmare, Party, Pregnancy, rejection, Sensitive, Therapy, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

$50 billion, Blockbucks, crisis management., diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, economic assistance, EU sanctions, european politics, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, G7 loan package, geopolitical issues, Hungary, Hungary blocks, international relations, loan package, Minecraft, political deadlock, sanctions changes, Server, Ukraine, veto power

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyPolitico2021

allegations, book release, Claims, Communication, controversial, CraftyPolitico2021, Diplomacy, discussions, foreign policy, international relations, Meetings, new book, phone calls, Politics, presidential conversations, putin, russia, talks, trump, united states, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Potions Brewed:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6817

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UK Independence Day Supplier

british culture, celebration, cultural events, Day, Festivities, fireworks, Flag, Global influence, Government, historical significance, INDEPENDENCE, Independence days, largest supplier, Monarchy, national holiday, national pride, parades, patriotism, supplier, Traditions, uk, United Kingdom, world

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

adult staff team, Armor Stand Tools, Community vote, elysia, exclusive, Grief Prevention, minecraft dnd night, pass, pixels, player heads, proximity chat mod, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, Vanilla, Vip, Voicechat, world border expansion, World Map

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
Whitelisted	Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Inclusive and supportive community
Age Requirement	16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What additional features does the server offer?

The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

2. What features are not included on the server?

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Attention Troons Minecraft Server

acceptance, Attention, attention seeking, Backlash, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, ignorance, inclusion, internet culture, LGBTQ, Minecraft, names, offensive, online behavior, sensitivity, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Transgender, trolling, troons

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

/ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

#depravencrafts, #RavenCrafts, demon of sound, Extreme Love Voice Pack, Halloween Voice Pack, hololive en, in my feelings, karaoke offcollab, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, Misadventures, Moka – Lilium cover, Nerissa, nerissa ravencroft, Ope, osrs, pixiv, Ravencrofts, shrek the musical, Shunkan Heartbeat, smp, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, takanashi kiara, tiktok, twitter, useful links

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

4 year old son, aita, ATTEND, Best Friend, child-free wedding, childcare, choose, Elegant, exception, fair, family, Friends, INSULTED, mad, Minecraft, Personal, rule, Server, siblings’ kids, stress free, Wedding, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Farms Harvested:	600
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

Allowed, Appearance, Bachelorette, beauty, Communication, FaceTime, Filler, FillerCraft, friendship, games, Honesty, injectables, Insecurity, judgmental, Secrets, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

celebrity death, Condolences, disbelief, emotional, FAMOUS, Grief, Icon, Impact, influential, Legacy, long tail tag, Loss, Memories, mourning, Remembrance, Shocking.., ShookCelebMinecraftSMP, sorrow, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Zombie Dances:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCash50mil

abundance, aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCash50mil, dream life, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, goals, Investments, luxury, money management, philanthropy, real estate, Retirement, savings, stocks, success, travel, wealth

What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, gaza, GazaCeaseFire, Hamas, hezbollah, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unconditional cease-fire, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

children, civilian infrastructure, command centers, Conflict, CREEPERS, education, Exploding, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hand, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, learning, MIDDLE EAST, militarization, Military, SchoolCraft, SCHOOLs, SECURITY, Terrorism, united nations, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Bridge Builders

#psychoeducation, adverse childhood experiences, blocky, Bridge.., Builders, childhood trauma, comorbidity, difficult-to-treat depression, early-life trauma, evidence-based practice, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health research., mental illness, pharmacotherapy, Psychiatry, Psychotherapy, resilience, scoping review, Therapy, Trauma recovery, trauma-informed care, Treatment

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3