UglyKidNamesMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

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  • CraftyRejectsMC

    CraftyRejectsMC
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!

    We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

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  • Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition

    Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam.

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  • ✨KAGAYAKI✨

    ✨KAGAYAKI✨

    BRAND NEW SMP SERVER!✨KAGAYAKI✨

    Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

    General Rules:

    Age 20+ ONLY:Mature players only, please, and thank you.
    No Cheating:NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
    No Griefing or Stealing:We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
    Be Respectful to other players:No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
    Be Respectful with PVP:PVP is allowed but only if both parties consent.
    Client Side Mods are allowed:Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
    Be Respectful with people’s territories:Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
    Report players privately:If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

    List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

    Datapacks:Vanilla Tweaks, Improved Minecarts, Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series, Tectonic, True Ending
    Plugins:Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/, Image2map: Insert custom images into the game.

    Hosted on:

    NA West

    Playing on Version:

    1.21.4

    Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

    https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

    Hope to see you soon and lets make this server shine!

    The server just started TODAY as of January 26th!

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  • WorldChangerMC SMP

    WorldChangerMC SMP
    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. Like, one time this player joined and they built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. And then another player tamed a herd of flying pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It was insane!

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical land where anything is possible. You can build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or even become best friends with a talking cow. And the best part is, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events like a giant water slide race or a zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

    So if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta come check us out. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that whoever joins will be blessed with the power to turn dirt into diamonds just by sneezing. Yeah, it’s that awesome. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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  • PixelPikaCraft

    PixelPikaCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, trying to catch ’em all like a Pokemon trainer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually catch Pokemon in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve combined the best of both worlds to create a truly unique gaming experience.

    Imagine stumbling upon a wild Pikachu while mining for diamonds, or battling a Charizard in a heated PvP match. With our custom plugin, you can train and battle Pokemon just like in the classic games. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lab where you can genetically modify your Pokemon to create new, never-before-seen species.

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created, where the adventure never ends and the Pokemon are always ready to battle. Gotta mine ’em all!

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