UglyKidNamesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	375181	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crops Grown:	6694	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – BLACKED General

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Welcome to the Big Black Capes Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few questionable mods. Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI reigns supreme and the BLACKED Modding community thrives.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity with the help of NovelAI V.3? Look no further, because we’ve got unlimited gens for just $25 a month! And don’t forget to check out our BLACKED Clothing line – because who doesn’t want to game in style?

But that’s not all – our BNWO Dictionary will have you speaking in tongues you never knew existed, and our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program will have you earning rewards you never thought possible.

So come join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing crazier than the mods is the community. Who knows, you might just end up with a cape so big, it’ll block out the sun.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

What are Minecraft servers like MineScape ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MineScape include:

1. RuneScapeCraft – This server combines the worlds of Minecraft and RuneScape, offering a nostalgic experience for players who love both games. Explore familiar locations from RuneScape, complete quests, and engage in PvP battles in this immersive server.

2. AdventureCraft – AdventureCraft offers a unique gameplay experience with custom quests, challenges, and events for players to enjoy. Dive into a world full of adventure and excitement, with endless opportunities for exploration and creativity.

3. FantasyRealm – FantasyRealm is a fantasy-themed Minecraft server that features custom dungeons, quests, and RPG elements. Embark on epic adventures, level up your character, and discover hidden treasures in this immersive and engaging server.

4. MedievalCraft – Step back in time with MedievalCraft, a Minecraft server inspired by medieval history and lore. Build castles, wage wars, and experience life in a medieval kingdom as you immerse yourself in this rich and detailed world.

5. PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pokémon and Minecraft, then PixelmonCraft is the server for you. Catch and train Pokémon in a Minecraft world, battle other players, and embark on a journey to become a Pokémon master in this exciting and unique server.

Whether you’re looking for nostalgia, adventure, or something completely new, these servers offer experiences similar to MineScape that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minekampf Minecraft server

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1361	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cute Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6698	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Items Found:	1021
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.