UglyFriendGateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crops Grown:	1185	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8527	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5593	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1672	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Towns Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4419	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

1.20 – 1.21.3 – Playtime Rewards – Earn crate keys, money, and more! – Exclusive Starter Access – New players can enter the mine & farm for the first 5 hours! – Random Crates – Get free keys for playing, daily crates, and every 3-hour crates! – Casino – Play Blackjack, Crash, Roulette & more! – Secure Trading System – No more scams! – Special Tags – For YouTubers, Twitch streamers & TikTokers! – Auction House – Buy & sell items with other players! – Wearables – Equip hats, chests, and other exclusive items!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Towns Built:	6
Votes:	6665	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	3706	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	5492
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ores Mined:	7173	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	457951

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!