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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6800 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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