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AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	69
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	75367
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	9042	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mines Excavated:	3807
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	130	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4188
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6146
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	98/400	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5