UglyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!

Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?

Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	5862	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	1106	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, hindsight, Insight, LAUGH, learn, learning, learning from failure, life lessons, mistake, MistakeCraft, mistakes are opportunities, moving forward, overcoming challenges, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success, valuable lesson, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MotherRussiaCraft

activism, children, Demand, demobilization, empowerment, families, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, love, Military, MotherRussiaCraft, MOTHERS, Peace, protest, russia, Russian soldiers, solidarity, Support, Unity, War, Wives

come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Animals Bred:	129	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6177	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

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Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, combat system, crime drama, Exploration, immersive gameplay, Japanese culture, long tail tags: Yakuza series, Minecraft, Mini Games, Movie, movie games, night, open world, organized crime, sega, Server, side quests, storytelling, video games, yakuza, Yakuza characters., Yakuza franchise, yakuza gameplay, Yakuza Games, Yakuza storyline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	6515	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

Girls, Minecraft, ROPES, Shooting, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	4864
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Farms Harvested:	120

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.