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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3998 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4188 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!