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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9821 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Yes, you heard that right.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all been cursed by a witch to have the faces of chickens. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, if somebody offered you $1,000 because you’re ugly, you can just laugh it off and say, “Thanks for noticing my unique charm!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire-breathing good!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are used as toothpaste. The possibilities are endless!
