UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	9899	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	997139

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5343
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	135
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ores Mined:	2186
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	142	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Emeralds Found:	6346

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	1146
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Votes:	7592
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?