Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

2011, Adventure, Appearance, attractiveness, Celebrity, criticism, Epic, least attractive, media scrutiny, Minecraft, physical appearance, public opinion, public perception, Steves, Ugly, unappealing, unappealing features, Unattractive, unattractive celebrities, unattractive men, unflattering, unpopular, unsexiest men, Voting

Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Enchantments Applied:	91	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	904	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
New Chunks Explored:	504221	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2318	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9422

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7759
Void Armor Forged:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Potions Brewed:	63
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	427887

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	481
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.