Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1026	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Void Armor Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3465	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	75
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	197
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	97
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Star Shards Collected:	100

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	214
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	110	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9086	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250
Star Shards Collected:	92	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6721
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!