Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	4355
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	1843	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5670
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	703

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	4764	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.