Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	271
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4866
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	423	Dragon Eggs Found:	1321
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crops Grown:	2666
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6644	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	631643

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	2653

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Crops Grown:	3741	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.