UghCraft – Humans Suck | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mines Excavated:	1401	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Emeralds Found:	4214	Animals Bred:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5329	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	1698
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	5014
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Votes:	3138	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6746
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4769	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.