lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Holy Grails Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 27
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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