lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4115

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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