lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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