United Lands Server Overview

Features Description
Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 19
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 6256
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 69
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43

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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Emeralds Found: 7323

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

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    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Potions Brewed: 38 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Villages Defended: 16

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dimension Hops: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
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