Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 188 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
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