Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Runes Activated: 7
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

    Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

    Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

    DisownedCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WifeGuardianCraft

    WifeGuardianCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

    Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

    Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NoobCraft: Why risk it?

    NoobCraft: Why risk it?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 789662 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

    And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

    So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Runes Activated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

    TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

    join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

    plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Song Stuck in Head Land

    Song Stuck in Head Land
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Melanoma Survival Squad

    Melanoma Survival Squad
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ores Mined: 5218

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • mutuacraft

    mutuacraft

    Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

    Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣
    Overview
    Server Name: Charged Creeper
    Launch Date: March 2024
    Features:
    Website: chargedcreeper.com
    Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
    Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
    Bedrock Port: 25566

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Is the server whitelisted?

    No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    2. What special features does the server offer?

    The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

    3. How can I connect to the server?

    For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

    4. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

    5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

    You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

    6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

    Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

    7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

    Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

    8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

    Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

    9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

    Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

    10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

    Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 383 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5596 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Stone Age Minecraft Server

    Stone Age Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

    In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

    But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyMom Minecraft Server

    CraftyMom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

    Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3856 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

    MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

    But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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