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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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