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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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