TyrannoCraft: Asiatyrannus City | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	1535
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Star Shards Collected:	133	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Mines Excavated:	3668	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	5589	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	100	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2911

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	2888	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1880
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Animals Bred:	170	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magic Items Found:	5857
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	246
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	152	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	6515
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	2285	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1961
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3